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Deana Detroit, Louise Lansing, and Sandy Saginaw had just finished sorting through the ballots and sending the "wrong" answers through the paper shredder.
Deana : I really enjoy these get-togethers, girls.
Louise : There seemed to be a lot of wrong answers to the big question this year.
Deana : You'd think they would have learned by now.
Louise : Their minds are so full of gumdrops they don't see the world for what it is.
Sandy : What is the world?
Louise : The world needs more control, dear.
Sandy : What about freedom?
Louise : People don't want freedom as much as they want protection.
Deana : You'd think they would have learned by now.
Louise : Thanks to patriots like us, the wrongs will never be right.
Sandy : And the rights will never go left.
Louise : Do we need to replace these wrong ballots that are now shredded pulp?
Sandy : No, we just need to fudge the number and then sign the part where we pledge our integrity.
Deana : You'd think they would have learned by now.
Deana, Louise, and Sandy finish their work and prepare for a night of club crawling.
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