Characters
Ned Nuckledd = began as a VP candidate and has wound up as a campaign staffer.
Pons Maninoff = Ned's cousin and apologist.
Skar = (Oscar Kilo, Pons's clone) Vice Presidential nominee
GED = (General Equivilency Dude, Ned's clone) taken by DED, returned as ZombieGED by DRed, GONE
LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential nominee
Zora Abebe = Presidential nominee, GONE zombie victim
MauMau = media coordinator
AB (Abracada Brah) = Dirty Tricks Coordinator GONE zombie victim
AA (Abecedari Ann) = Third Party Poet Laureate Pons' girlfriend
Betty Biggins: = campaign manager Ned's girlfriend
C1 (Campaign Aide 1)
C2 (Campaign Aide 2)
C3 (Campaign Aide 3)
C4 (Campaign Aide 4)
C5 (Campaign Aide 5)
C6 (Campaign Aide 6)
Fox Fine: Detective called in to investigate murder
Felix Fine: Detective called in to tell fart jokes
Lori Lane: Fox's girlfriend
Lowell Wrent = Fox News distorter
Powell Wrent = CNN News reporter
Sven Ghali: Psychologist
Even Ghali: Astrologer
Bull Schlitz = Police Inspector inspecting two murders
Lt. D'weir = homicide investigator
PA = Physician Assistant
Sgt Linda Chin = desk sergeant
Patrolman Willy Killigan = beat cop
Hed O'deklas = clone keeper
D-Red = Angel of Death for Insects and Pests
D-Zed = Angel of Death for Plants
RFC (Radical Female Character)
The scene opens with Oscar Kilo (Skar), centered and alone, sitting behind a long meeting table, facing the audience. There is an older-looking landline to his right and a three foot monitor, facing downstage, on his left. Eventually, several people enter from both sides and sit on either side of him.
Betty: Greetings, Nedophiles, and welcome to this first gathering of the Independent Party,
RED, WHITE, and BLUE ... NED's RIGHT with YOU.
Pons: I think we should change our groupie name.
Skar: Right! This sounds like pedophiles.
LorDee: I abdicated my position and let Ned run for president.
MauMau: I will lead him to certain victory.
AA: I feel a poem coming on.
Betty: Try gargling.
Felix: Has anyone seen my brother Fox?
Lori: He's at the clone store.
Felix: He's at the clone store?
Lori: Does anyone hear an echo?
Powell: I need to find my brother Lowell.
Even: I need to find my brother Sven.
RFC: You need to find your brothers and you'll find them in the end.
To be continued...