I finished my manuscript
It has typos, and grammar issues
The novel is incomplete
First act it has the ending
The second act is the beginning
The third act is the middle
It has tons of sentence fragments
The worst novel ever written
I published it, I sold it to the world
It's an instant hit to fans all across the globe
They're glad they've read an awful novel
The fiction genre was about nothing
It got exceptional reviews
The first worst novel written has been successful
It became a New York Times Bestseller
It won the Pulitzer prize
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