Oh, RAG MOPP! Dooddle-y-doo!
Does it mean the same for me,
My friend, as it does to you?
Is it from land or the sea?
Can you eat it with a knife?
Or must you eat as you sop?
Should you guard it with your life?
Should you slow dance or be-bop?
Can you say it when you pray?
Should you give it to someone?
Should I question Shelley Kaye?
Is it from an unknown tongue?
Is it clean? Is it obscene?
Is it still? Does it rattle?
Is it sweet or very mean?
Should I prepare for battle?
If only I could decide
Then I would be reassured
-To give to groom, or to bride
Or should that name be obscured?
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