Excellent It wasn't classy, but casey. The Terrible Keyboard War by Deniz22

It was terrible! It all began when the Caps Lock started throwing his weight around. "I am KING," he fairly shouted. "What makes you think so ?" questioned the ? mark. "BECAUSE WHOEVER I TOUCH ON THE KEYBOARD BECOMES GREATER", he roared. “Not me," noted the 9. "I become less; half of a duo, and a BENT one at that!” “Tell me about it,” complained the 0. “Well, I become a STAR,” snorted the 8. “I find caps a plus myself,” the = equivocated. “& I”, said the seven meekly. “I come into $,” smiled the 4. “ I always feel up when the caps does his thing”, said the 6. “ THAT’S CAPS you lower case Ninny!” bellowed the CAPS KEY. At that degrading statement, war broke out afresh, lower case against upper. The ! jumped up and down on 1 for a period of time, the 8 saw *s, the ` stuck his ~ out at everyone, the 3 kept #ing away, until at last an unlikely hero brought peace to the troubled keys. He was a LAWYER ... well, KINDA. Some said he was a member of the bar; in ANY CASE, he came up with a peaceful resolution. “What you guys need”, he said, “ is some space.” And then he pushed for it, know what I mean? Recognized Author Notes The key to some disputes is space.

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