Exceptional There is only so much magic can do. What Happens When by Douglas Goff Humorous Christmas Poem writing prompt entry

What happens when Dasher becomes more of a walker  Dancer is less lambada and more talker  Prancer changes into a stalker What happens when Vixen looses her good looks  Comet burns up and cooks Cupid is only interested in Harlequin books What happens when  Blitzen is moving more at a creep Donner is now six feet deep Rudolph’s nose fades making him weep? Santa gets a FedEx account Writing Prompt Write a funny Christmas poem of any length that rhymes. Any Christmas-related subject is fine. Other holidays excluded. No Labor Day or International Curmudgeon Day. Boxing Day is straight out. Etc. Must have a clear rhyme scheme, but the specific pattern is up to the author. Have fun and feel free to be silly (but not tooo silly, this is a dignified literary website after all!). Recognized

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