Decided I’d cut my hair shorter
While listening to old country songs.
I sang and was tapping my foot until
I noticed that somethin’ was wrong.
I was just snipping my hair to the beat
And singing away with each “whack,”
Not realizing that what I had done
Was butcher my hair in the back.
The front didn’t look so hot, either,
My bangs were uneven so I
Combed the longer side over
Now I can’t see out of that eye.
So, Trump and I both have "comb-overs,"
Except mine's not blonde, therre's some gray.
I think, though, I may have to cut it because
To hold it, takes too much hair spray.
It's so short I can't even curl it:
The curling iron just burns my head,
So, rather than sporting a rather chic coif,
I look like my hairbrush instead.
(with burn spots)
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