FanStory.com - Spoof Poem #2by Mike Grimes
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A nonsensical rhyme in the style of Hickory Dickory Dock.
Spoof Poem #2 by Mike Grimes

Hickory Chicory Chalk.
I wish that my gerbil could talk.
 I think he'd shout,
"Please let me out!"
Hickory Chicory Chalk.
 
Hickory Chicory Chuck.
 I wish I could talk to a duck.
 I don't want quack,
Answer me back!
Hickory Chicory Chuck.
 
Hickory Chicory Chop.
You know what I'd say to a mop?
I'd say, "Clean up,
Then feed the pup."
Hickory Chicory Chop.
 
Hickory Chicory Chant.
 I wish I could talk, but I can't.
Here at my school,
That is the rule.
Hickory Chicory Chant.
 
Hickory Chicory Choose
The left or the right of my shoes
To put on first,
'Cause one is cursed!
Hickory Chicory Choose.
 
Hickory Chicory Chew.
 I hope that you picked the right shoe.
If you did not,
So ends the plot.
Hickory Chicory Chew.

     

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