Weird Beard had a beard that was quite unique,
The kind of a beard that all bearded men seek.
Crispy and wispy, it clung to his face.
He shaved 'round his mouth to avoid the beards taste.
He sculpted it properly, just like a hedge.
You'd get a cut if you tried touching the edge!
It was cropped 'round the neck to enlarge his big head
And make him more menacing! That's what he said!
It felt like a sheep that had sat in the sun,
Or the top of an overbaked cinnamon bun.
He greased it with tallow to make his beard glisten.
When a man with a beard like that talks, people listen!
Because his beard looked just the way that it did,
You'd think that he'd had it since he was a kid!
Yes, he was well loved, respected and feared
Because of his ferocious beard!
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