Of the men my sister has dated
He is the worst, not complicated
Based on what his profile stated
His self-reviews were overrated
He has a cringeworthy collection
Of filthy words needing correction
Hard to believe that her election
Best of this dating app’s selection
Her settling makes me frustrated
I must convince her they're not fated
Perhaps I'll have him confiscated
Or start a rumor they're related
A mystery is their connection
She's kind, giving and has direction
He gives only claims of perfection
But cares deeply for his complexion
Since him, her confidence deflated
She's put down, constantly berated
If she won't, then I'd be elated
To see that he’s emasculated
Won't often ponder their affection
Only to pray they use protection
Though, likely he'd get an erection
From gazing at his own reflection
