FanStory.com - Daylight Savings Time?by JLR

Don't laugh, 'tis not that I am old.
Springing forward I have no knack.
You’re losing an hour, I am told,
knowing that it’s the sleep I lack.

Don't laugh! Tell me how many years
has it been since you sprung forward?
I can say I received no cheers,
I find walking is straightforward.

Don't Laugh! Falling back would be worse!
Could mean my final day has come.
One might skip the nurse, call a hearse.
Making this chum, feel glum, or dumb.

Don't Laugh! We all want to save time.
When old, we want time to slow down.
We do know daytime and bedtime
But, my hour, quit clowning around!