I'm not good at opening presents
My claws in those wrappings won't be pleasant
I'm pretty sure they have milk for me
It's Christmas; I do see
These people wiggling around with music
It makes me seasick
I'm not sure I can dance to a Merry Christmas song
Besides, all the lyrics are too long
All I can eat is cat food
Life as a cat is good
When my owner touches me, I purr
It's a yummy dessert she does stir
I don't care for anything
I only like to be spoiled with everything
Christmas, I don't know what it is
But, I'm sure that my owner is Bliss
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