Walmart, you're my favorite place,
let me list the reasons why...
Much cheaper than other stores,
higher prices make me cry.
Plus I find most anything
that I might be looking for.
Mini cupcakes, they're the best,
with sweet frosting I adore.
I fit in your store quite well,
never dressing to enthrall.
Combing my hair? Optional!
And nobody cares at all.
Their goods might be cheaply made,
so they say, but the real treat?
I can buy a lot of stuff,
and have money left to eat!
So Walmart, this Ode's for you,
I'll see you in just a while.
My cupcakes are diminishing,
I'll need more to help me smile.
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