Random Rhyme and Petty Prose : Dip, Dodge, and the Dictionary by Bill Schott |
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. Two young men met in the library to begin research on a paper.
Dip: I don't even know where to start on this ASSignnent. See what I did there? Dodge: Nothing? Dip: What are we writing about? Dodge: Does it matter? He never reads our work anyway. Dip: Oh? You turn stuff in? Dodge: For a grade; sure. Dip: Let's have some fun with it. We'll pick random words from the DICKtionary and create a nonsensical report. If he passes us, we prove he sucks as a teacher and that we are smarter than half the people who come to school occasionally. Dodge: You mean who come to school occasionally or being smarter than them occasionally. Dip: Ding ding ding! What's the word of the day? Dodge: Ding? Dip: Occasionally. Dodge: Like today? Dip: Let's get started. To be continued...
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