Scrooge McDuck challenged Yankee Doodle to a contest
Doodle thought the challenge would be fun even if made in jest
Scrooge’s said, “No!” It was made at my nephew Donald’s request
Donald claimed he could eat more sausage pizza than anyone without rest
Doodle said, “I’ll do it but a pickle and an orange as topping must be part of the test
Dasiy Duck, Donald's girlfriend, said, "You are a fool you can suffer cardiac arrest"
He didn't listen the contest was promoted far and wide with headlines in the daily press
A large crowd gathered in town to watch what they thought would be an eating funfest
Alas, no winner because the contestants regurgitate on each other from eating to excess
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