Exceptional From a cat's point of view And God Created Cat by prettybluebirds Artwork by avmurray at FanArtReview.com

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.                                              On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.                                          On the third day, God created tuna, mice, and all the animals on the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.                                                                        On the fourth day, God created honest toil so man could labor for the good of the cat.                                                                                                                    On the fifth day, God created the ball of yarn, the feather thingie on a string, and the catnip mouse so the cat might or might not be amused. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.                                                                                                              On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him at 5:00 A.M to be fed.                        Recognized Author Notes This is for all the cat people on FanStory.

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