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Evolution of banana poetic forms by SimianSavant
Ode to Banana contest entry


2-6-2 (pre-trinitarian)
Glory
Be to the banana
Amen


3-5-3 (pre-creation)
As it was
In the beginning:
BANANA


5-7-5 (Tower of Babel)
Banana bana-
na banana? BANANA!
ba-ba-banana


3-6-9 (selective breeding)
-Oh hey look
-Shit, it's a banana!
-Uh, are you sure it's not a plantain?


3-7-12 (formation of sects)
Banana
Split in three co-equal parts,
Chewed in seven bites, makes for a great heresy


4-20 (disambiguation)
-What time is it?
-Did you mean what DAY? It's Cuban banana day. Boycotts smoke the competition.


5-7-5 (revolution)
Time for another
Haiku about bananas:
The perfect topic!


Author Notes
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Hungry for more bananas? Here you go.


     

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