Excellent Kamala shoots up (a series): Episode Y-2 Business Lunch by SimianSavant Putin's Dream contest entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. Nazi slaves crushed Putin's grain into heavenly Ukrainian vodka. Putin watched, atop his horse. "Here's how we get past sanctions," he declared. "We'll put Zelenskyy's face on every bottle, mark up, sell to millennials." Kamala looked up from eating her Dalmation puppy. "Zelenskyy small. Russia crush. Yummy good," she muttered, between chomps. "They won't be able to resist," Putin went on. "How about Indians? If we put swastikas on bottles, Indians will buy. In India they sell sweets in swastika boxes." "Yassss," effused Kamala. "So you'll help?" "Business later. Puppies first!" Kamala cackled, grabbing another puppy. It yelped in terror. Author Notes NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR This episode takes place well after the initial series that culminates in the Battle of the Presidents finale (still under construction). Some have found it offensive. Kamala Harris is in the pocket of the abortion industry, profiting off harvested fetal organs, which is far more terrifying than eating puppies. The context for this piece in the series is still in development. You can read the original series below in its current working order: Episode 1 Episode X (much later) Episode X+1 Episode X+2

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