Excellent He should've put on his woollen undies. (A limerick) The Scotsman's Freezing-point by LisaMay Two Stanza Poem writing prompt entry

When a knobbly-kneed laird from Glencoe tipped his sled and fell into deep snow, it went right up his kilt, caused his willy to wilt — he’s got nothing at all now to show. When his kilt went up over his head all the lassies just giggled and said: “Aye, that Don’s just a bum, sat there looking so glum. We’ll have fun with young Hamish instead!”   Writing Prompt Write a short poem, of any type, but with two stanzas only.

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