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a script with Pons and Ned
Scene from a Croquet Game 9
by Bill Schott
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CAST:
Pons = Ned's cousin
Ned = Pon's cousin
Bed = Morpheus' cousin
Fed = Jaws' cousin
G.E.D. = Ned's clone
Hed = Brainiac's cousin
Led = Billy Graham's cousin
Med = Cheech and Chong's cousin
Ped = Keep on Truckin' Man's cousin
Final scene.
Pons:
Since we lost I've been thinking about what we might do next, Ned.
Ned:
Might try winnin' a croaky game.
Pons:
I was thinking of running for President.
Bed:
When does this game end. It seems like we've been here for nine scenes.
Fed:
I think we won. Do you smell spaghetti?
G.E.D.:
I am certain that we are the victors..
Hed:
Well, I am, to be certain.
Led:
Any moment now we will be announced as the winners.
Med:
Dude? Didn't you just say that in scene eight?
Ped: (Walks from one side of the scene to the other and out of sight.)
Zed : (stands up from the stool. DED is there to greet him)
DED:
Welcome to the team, Zed. (Both disappear)
A tie was officially declared and everyone went home with a cup of spaghetti.
The End
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Author Notes
Image from Google
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