At the Polar Bear Exhibit by SimianSavant Welcome to the Zoo contest entry |
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. "Mommy, where do polar bears come from?" "When a Mommy and a Daddy polar bear love each other very much--" "Like magnets?" "Yes, like magnets." "Can we make a baby magnet?" "When we get home, I'll show you a trick with a paper clip." Johnny and his mother watched the two baby polar bears playing together. Nearby, the mother bear had her eyes on a seal. "Mommy look, a seal!" The seal ventured closer. The mother polar bear reached out and gently petted the seal. Then she delicately ate some lettuce, garnished with imitation bacon. Out of the polar bear cave stumbled two baby polar bears. One of them nipped the other one on the ear. "Bad! Bad polar bears!" yelled Johnny. "Hey Johnny, want to watch a lion eating a baby gazelle? They haven't had their GM shots yet to make them vegetarian. Let's go!" said Johnny's dad. The family held hands and walked over to the next exhibit.
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