Excellent non-alcoholic Gorilla punch by SimianSavant 3-6-9 Poem contest entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. Harambe wants a banana now Are you going to give it to him? Did you know delicious bananas are a part of the food pyramid? If you don't bring a banana now Harambe will punch you in the face Author Notes Click here to give Harambe a banana! Harambe wrote this entire thing in about two minutes. It was divinely inspired.

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