Excellent ''Honesty'' isn't always the best policy Worst Proposal I Never Got by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by MoonWillow at FanArtReview.com

Two-penny rant Last year I posted (and later repromoted) a piece in which I quoted five grossly insulting (non)proposals of marriage (all of which I had the misfortune to receive). I put the five up for vote as to which was the worst. (Turned out A through E got roughly equal billing.) There is one proposal even more outrageous than the ones I cited (mercifully, I never got this one). Ready? Brace yourself: It's high time I made an honest woman of you. To which I'd have retorted: Repent if you will; I'll find another partner in crime.   Author Notes Special Day Bouquet by MoonWillow on FanArtReview.com THANK YOU!

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