Exceptional Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's harem Window Watcher's Envy Misplaced by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by Linda Bickston at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content. Prior to his retirement in 2008, my friend Chuck worked (for 28 years) at General Electric as a steam turbine operator. Reminiscing about those days at dinner this evening, Chuck regaled me with the antics of a flamboyant fellow employee. John was an infamous prankster. He initiated rookies by opening his trenchcoat, under which he wore his birthday suit. Once, on a dare, John "streaked" through the corridors, a stunt that earned him a four-day suspension. In the early nineties, John was the first in his neighborhood to get a big-screen TV, which he wasted no time enjoying to the max. In the pre-Netflix, pre-DVD days, movies were on VHS tapes, which were available for rent. John's taste in films ran the gamut: from Debbie Does Danny to Debbie Does Donna. One day, whilst browsing the "adult" offerings, with the aim of "broad"ening his repertoire, John found a contender titled: Girlsss and a Lucky Guy. John enjoyed the entertainment that night. Three times. He was further amused that the lucky guy bore a striking resemblance to himself. (Only from the waist up, alas.) The next day, his neighbor Joe, who lived directly across the street, came over and said: That was some party you had last night! A six-pack of t*ts and three tw*ts. John was so eager to start the movie that he'd neglected to close the drapes. Recognized Author Notes Love Me. by Linda Bickston on FanArtReview.com THANK YOU!

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