Lionel and Lawrence by Bill Schott Choose a Letter contest entry |
Lionel Louis Loosescrew liked licking light sockets. Lucky Lawrence Loosescrew, Lionel's little look-alike sibling, learned to likewise love licking light sockets while also looking at laser beams and listening to likely illegally loud music. Together, Lionel and Lawrence licked eleven million light sockets. In a related story, they were both hit by lightning -- and lived.
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