I'm out in my yard, reading verse from the bard,
When I see that you're walking your dog
It might be a Great Dane, and it drives me insane
To know I'll be left with a log
Please carry a bag, so when your dog starts to sag
You can clean up after your mutt
I'd be ever so grateful, please don't think me hateful
Clean up or I might kick your butt
I see that your yard is not fit for walking
So you bring your dog over to mine
I've called the police, I'm tired of talking
So now you might get a fine
Perhaps you could teach your big dog a new trick
He could sit on the seat of the john
After he flushed, you wouldn't get sick
You could walk all around your clean lawn
So be a good neighbor and listen to me
I don't want to act like a jerk
I don't really mind if your dog has to pee
Anything else, please grab a bag, bend down, and get to work.
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Author Notes
I adore dogs. They are truly man's best friend. Because we are responsible for housing and feeding them, it would only seem natural that we are also responsible for cleaning up after them. It's really gross to go on a walk and have to watch for dog crap everywhere. It shows a complete lack of respect for your fellow human beings to not clean up after your dog.
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