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Miss Elaine thought she'd give it a chance --
A free phone app that promised romance.
Though she met a hot hunk,
Couldn't swallow the junk
He told only to get in her pants.
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Author Notes
I'm making fun of online dating, but I did meet my husband online in 2000. We got married shortly afterwards. Heck, I always forget our anniversary. Writing this poem made me remember!!!!! Thanks, Fanstory!
Take a look at humanitariansoftinder.com. Tell me what you think. I'm curious. Thanks to lyenochka for inspiring me to look up anapestic and amphibrachic. So I changed it to be strictly anapestic.
Thanks to Renate-Bertodi for letting FanStory authors use this artwork titled "Couples Meet."
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