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So, its cholesterol, calorie countin' Monday, New promises
Hate Mail From Weight Watchers? by Reese Turner
5 line humorous poem writing prompt entry















So, how was your Thanksgiving? Did you stay on your diet?
Me? Are you kidding? Constraint, control? Didn’t even try it!
Cookies, candies, parfaits and pies
Hit my mouth right after my eyes.
Asked how to fix the turkey, I said, What the hell, deep fry it
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Writing Prompt
Write a five line humorous poem. Any subject but must rhyme.

Author Notes
You know, at my age, I should stop kidding myself. My behavior will never improve. On the other hand, it hasn't killed me yet and I sure enjoy the holidays...

     

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