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To they who consider alcohol a basic food group, I dedicate
Christmas Spirits - I'm All In by Reese Turner
Let's All Lighten Up for Christmas contest entry

They say get into the Christmas spirit
I did, last night it was ol’ Jim Beam
Night before was mucho Tequila
Became an ugly Christmas scene
 
At a hoity-toity party, I got ginned up
Next day, got egg-nogged on Everclear
The night that wasn’t pretty when I
Chased a box of wine with beer.
 
Christmas spirits! I’m all in - maybe too far -       CHORUS
I've got spirits at home and spirits at the bar
Christmas spirits - more than now and then
When it comes to Christmas spirits, I’m all in!
 
When I drove my truck sleigh thru the
Fence, wife tried to de-spiritize me
I later shared a few with some friends
Got home and I fell right into the tree.
 
Christmas spirits! I’m all in - maybe too far -         CHORUS
I've got spirits at home and spirits at the bar
Christmas spirits -  more than now and then
When it comes to Christmas spirits, I’m all in!

 

 

Author Notes
Stopped by the local liquor store just before Thanksgiving and social distancing was impossible! Lots of thirsty people in my neck of the woods. Christmas gets even thirstier! Y'all drink safe and have a Merry Christmas.

     

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