"WHAT'S THIS??? "

"HEY...THIS IS YOU, DONALD.
WHAT'S UP???

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AN ELEPHANT?"

"Well...I tried that but...
Carrying the weight of America,
Is too heavy for an elephant like me."

"Can't hack it huh, Don."

"Nope...but I concocted up a strategic alternative.
I disguised my identity in a way that I hope no one will notice."

"That concoction is like a picture window, Dude...
People can see right through it."

"Oh?... They can?"

"Awe...come on, man...
No one has to tell the cat that Mickey's a mouse."

"Hmmmm...I have not given that much thought."

"You haven't given anything much thought, Donald,
First of all you have to have a brain to think with."

"I know. I know...but I just wanna get four more years with
My fingers dipping in the cookie jar."

"Right...and America will have to put up with four more years of bull."

"Shhhh...America might overhear what you have to say about me."

"You do a lot of running your jaws, broomstick nose.
The entire U.S.A. have heard your fork-tongued prattling."

"Yeah...but those suckers trust me. They believe me.
I Just pacify them by telling them that the Pandemic is a harmless hoax...
And that they don't need to wear face covering.
The gullible idiots are dropping dead like flies...by the hundreds...
While I stuff my pockets with Bengies."
Hee Hee. Yunk Yunk."

"So...you're in it for the people's money.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Donald?"

"HECK NO. My cup runneth over. I even got a cut for my friends."

"How about government funding for the people of color?"

"NAH. NO WAY. We need that money to fund our G.O.P parties."

"What about the hostile protesting?
Looting...shooting...Po-leese brutality. Racial conflict."

"Do Black lives Matter?"

"Well...to be frank...Not really. Not to me."

"Who's going to help the poor, Donald?"

"I'll be damned If I know. Who gives a rat's tail?"

"Then it's every man for himself huh, Mr. president?"

"Well...I know I am."

"WOW...One more question, Bozo.
What are we going to do about the wildfires?"

"Huh...what wildfires? I don't see any wildfires."