| Mature Flash Fiction posted June 27, 2020 |
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Final Words contest entry
An Alcoholic's Last Words
by Raul1
The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
Goodbye Cruel World,
I am leaving all my sorrows and am going to Hell. I was always a jerk to everyone. It was my very undoing. Damn, that Jack Daniel's gave me many troubles. I will die holding my last Johnny Walker drink in my hand, while holding that also darn Budweiser bottle in the other. My chair is my most trusted friend. When I was drunk, I was touching lots of women, where I shouldn't have. It was my mind who did it, but not me. I live alone without a wife. Every day I go to Total & Wine for a quick buy.
I needed drinks to be an adult. It is what adults do. My favorite drink is Black Label. I have the whole collection in my room. I am not alone, because the alcohol bottles always keep me company. So, fear no more, my frenemies for I am already dead. These are my last words from an alcoholic's point of view. I am now in Hell with my sorrows, delusions, and deep depressions. Worry no more. I am a goner. My old friends were Jack Daniels, Budweiser, and Blue Label, who stood up for me. I am nowhere at all. No friends down here, it is just me and my alcohol drinks. I am laughing at my very own grave with a malicious wide grin. Bye and toodles, my frenemies!!! There I've said it.
Yours truly,
Buster, the jerk.
Final Words writing prompt entry
Goodbye Cruel World,
I am leaving all my sorrows and am going to Hell. I was always a jerk to everyone. It was my very undoing. Damn, that Jack Daniel's gave me many troubles. I will die holding my last Johnny Walker drink in my hand, while holding that also darn Budweiser bottle in the other. My chair is my most trusted friend. When I was drunk, I was touching lots of women, where I shouldn't have. It was my mind who did it, but not me. I live alone without a wife. Every day I go to Total & Wine for a quick buy.
I needed drinks to be an adult. It is what adults do. My favorite drink is Black Label. I have the whole collection in my room. I am not alone, because the alcohol bottles always keep me company. So, fear no more, my frenemies for I am already dead. These are my last words from an alcoholic's point of view. I am now in Hell with my sorrows, delusions, and deep depressions. Worry no more. I am a goner. My old friends were Jack Daniels, Budweiser, and Blue Label, who stood up for me. I am nowhere at all. No friends down here, it is just me and my alcohol drinks. I am laughing at my very own grave with a malicious wide grin. Bye and toodles, my frenemies!!! There I've said it.
Yours truly,
Buster, the jerk.
I am leaving all my sorrows and am going to Hell. I was always a jerk to everyone. It was my very undoing. Damn, that Jack Daniel's gave me many troubles. I will die holding my last Johnny Walker drink in my hand, while holding that also darn Budweiser bottle in the other. My chair is my most trusted friend. When I was drunk, I was touching lots of women, where I shouldn't have. It was my mind who did it, but not me. I live alone without a wife. Every day I go to Total & Wine for a quick buy.
I needed drinks to be an adult. It is what adults do. My favorite drink is Black Label. I have the whole collection in my room. I am not alone, because the alcohol bottles always keep me company. So, fear no more, my frenemies for I am already dead. These are my last words from an alcoholic's point of view. I am now in Hell with my sorrows, delusions, and deep depressions. Worry no more. I am a goner. My old friends were Jack Daniels, Budweiser, and Blue Label, who stood up for me. I am nowhere at all. No friends down here, it is just me and my alcohol drinks. I am laughing at my very own grave with a malicious wide grin. Bye and toodles, my frenemies!!! There I've said it.
Yours truly,
Buster, the jerk.
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Writing Prompt Your character is going to die within moments. What are the final words? Describe the circumstances of the pending death. |
This is just a fiction story. I have never drank alcohol and never will, because my stomach is so sensitive to it. I just wrote this for fun. This story is for older adults only. I don't drink alcohol. I always was and always am clean and sober. I will stay clean and sober.
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