"My dad has completely won my heart.
He is my friend, to the end from the start."

"I love my father too.
I feel the same way that you do."

"Daddy's always doing stuff for me that I like.
He increased my allowance, and bought me a bike."

"Awesome...If I tell my dad stuff I wanna try,
That's exactly what he goes out and buy."

"Mom told Dad that he let's me be his boss.
He says he gives me all he's got, and suffer no loss."

"Dad and I got in an argument, a really big fuss,
Over something I did wrong, while on the school bus.
He lost the verbal war...so he got sore...
And he won the battle with a ping-pong paddle."

"Funeee ha! ha! hee! hee!"

"WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
Why you wanna laugh at me?"

"If you could see the frown, I see on you,
You would bust out laughing too."

"Ahhh, but Daddy is a sweet teddy bear
He treats me with tender loving care."

"I feel sorry for girls who don't have a dad.
You and I have one..."

"AREN'T YOU GLAD?"