Old Man Pottery

by pharp

Tom Pottery
April 1, 1996
Here lies old Tom Pottery
He died after winning the lottery
The ticket couldn't be found
So his wife dug up the ground
It was just a plain mockery
Note: Buried in Mega Million, California

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Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry

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Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

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