Humor Fiction posted April 1, 2020 |
80 Words Surprise Story Contest
Her Surprise
by DragonSkulls
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I told my wife I had a surprise for our fifth wedding anniversary. We
were going sky diving. She was excited. I had our chutes packed
and our gear ready. We suited up and the plane took off.
We reached the drop zone. By the open door, I shouted over the wind,
"This wasn't the surprise!"
"It's not?"
"No! I know you've been sleeping with my friend, Dave! Your parachute's
not going to open! Surprise!"
Then I pushed her out.
I told my wife I had a surprise for our fifth wedding anniversary. We
were going sky diving. She was excited. I had our chutes packed
and our gear ready. We suited up and the plane took off.
We reached the drop zone. By the open door, I shouted over the wind,
"This wasn't the surprise!"
"It's not?"
"No! I know you've been sleeping with my friend, Dave! Your parachute's
not going to open! Surprise!"
Then I pushed her out.
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