General Poetry posted March 21, 2020 |
Think rowdy, up-beat Irish Pub song. Open a beer to set mood
Shelter in Place, Not This Place
by Reese Turner
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A Humorous Song contest entry
Saints be praised for way the Irish can lift spirits. I've been in pubs where they lifted spirits all night! Sing my song like you would sing if you had been there liftin' spirits with 'em.
I once gave myself a golf trip to the Emerald Isle. My wife was a bit frustrated that I would take my clubs and not her, but I told her there is a limit on how much baggage a man can bring. "Anyway," I volunteered, "I might find me a Galway Girl while I'm there!"
So, I went for a week, played golf every day, and then I called her from the Shannon airport to say I was checking in for the flight home...
She: "Well, did you have any luck?"
I: "No. I played terrible golf all week"
She: "No, I mean did you find you a Galway Girl?"
I: "No."
She: "Well, give it another week!"
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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and 2 member cents. I once gave myself a golf trip to the Emerald Isle. My wife was a bit frustrated that I would take my clubs and not her, but I told her there is a limit on how much baggage a man can bring. "Anyway," I volunteered, "I might find me a Galway Girl while I'm there!"
So, I went for a week, played golf every day, and then I called her from the Shannon airport to say I was checking in for the flight home...
She: "Well, did you have any luck?"
I: "No. I played terrible golf all week"
She: "No, I mean did you find you a Galway Girl?"
I: "No."
She: "Well, give it another week!"
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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