Satire Poetry posted January 10, 2020 |
Because taxes bring out the artist in me...
The Art of Procrastination
by Y. M. Roger
20 Item List Poem Contest Winner
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20 Item List Poem Contest Winner |
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The poem's twenty things to do (while you're avoiding doing your tax return):
1. Wash the car
2. Clean the car's dashboard
3. Shampoo the car's carpet
4. Water the garden
5. Renew library books on line
6. Order food online
7. Email mom
8. Send two faxes for work
9. Clean the computer screens
10. Clean the desktop
11. Wash the office curtains
12. Wash the den curtains
13. Fix the curtain rod (in the den - lol!)
14. Clean the den windows
15. Clean the den floor
16. Dust the den bookcase
17. Review some posts on FanStory
18. Answer some reviews on FanStory
19. Exercise for the day
20. Eat the food ordered online
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Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. 1. Wash the car
2. Clean the car's dashboard
3. Shampoo the car's carpet
4. Water the garden
5. Renew library books on line
6. Order food online
7. Email mom
8. Send two faxes for work
9. Clean the computer screens
10. Clean the desktop
11. Wash the office curtains
12. Wash the den curtains
13. Fix the curtain rod (in the den - lol!)
14. Clean the den windows
15. Clean the den floor
16. Dust the den bookcase
17. Review some posts on FanStory
18. Answer some reviews on FanStory
19. Exercise for the day
20. Eat the food ordered online
Image of 'Procrastination' from www.petitpetitgamin.com
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