"If you are naive and gullible like me,
you're just as anxious as you can be."

"To hear me lie about the lizard of gauze,
why not? You fell for the wizard of oz."

"Broom kitty up there...she ain't worth my mention.
She's just there to catch your attention."

"Leo, Rusty, Dot, and me,
we're off to visit that castle you see."

"Because because because because because...
We're off to see the thunderful lizard of gauze."

"Word has it that the lizard is as mean as a wet cat.
But we courageous rats ain't worried 'bout that."

"Mostly what the lizard does is really gory tragic.
Don't say we told ya...but the lizard has secret magic."

"If you visit him and beg and plead,
He just might give you what you need."

"It wasn't that we were really needy...
Fact about it is...all of us were greedy."

"Leo wants a free Cleo...he says he's lonely.
Rusty wants a lube-job...and an oil well for him only."

"Dot wants a lot...and that without delay,
I want a hide...I'm tired of being hay."

"We're gonna raid that castle...with egoistic cause."
Because because because because because...
We're off to see the lizard...the thunderful lizard of gauze."

"Well...you guessed right. That castle is haunted.
But yet and still...we all got what we wanted."

"I said we got what we wanted...not what we went there for.
And what we really wanted left our butts plumb sore."

"And now we're up here in the by and by.
Roasting our buns, in that castle in the sky.
We all here in heaven even though we all lie."

"OH!...eh...By the way...would heaven by any chance have,stalagmites?"
Might there be any stalactites?"

"There's so many...plenty to see.
Hey...I'm just thinking...maybe this might be...."