According to the astutely articulate advice of my Aunt Annabelle, Amtrak was admirable for its awesome adventures that could be agreeably arranged. These advanced across the amazingly abundant access routes around America. Seeking satisfying stimulation, we should see some scintillating sights in our search for stunning scenery.

We settled on several September seats for Aunt Annabelle, Abigail, Amelia, and Adele, as well as for Simon, Steve, and Samuel – so it was successfully sorted!

Thus transpired our titillating travels, memorable for meandering along magic miles amidst monumentally majestic and mesmerizing mountains. Meanwhile, a warm western welcome awaited. We willingly wended our way beside beautiful beach bays before a blissful bedtime, to drift from the day’s delightful dalliance while sinking into slumber on silken sheets. 

Upon proceeding, passages of picturesque prettiness attracted praising opinions about the fabulous forests featured, and the fenced farmland fields. Remarkable rivers ran rhythmically with restful rejuvenation; we also saw rippling waterfalls of wow-factor wonderment.

The charming chaos of captivating cities celebrated their cross-continent connection on Amtrak’s notable national network – a superlative system of superior comfortable carriages for picky problematic passengers’ contentment, with a capacious carrying capacity to delight the discerning.

Our gleeful group of gaily giggling girls was glad to have enjoyed such a jolly jaunt. The bonny buxom wenches were bursting their brassieres, bouncing bountifully with joyfully jiggling jugs as the train transited some tricky terrain.

For a simple scrumptious snack, the girls gobbled grapes and the boys were biting big bananas. I was aghast at Aunt Annabelle’s astonishing appetite – audaciously attempting to eat eight avocados. The bemused boys began to beam broadly while imbibing beer and brandy. Beware the boozy burps of bedraggled bad-mannered boys!

We disembarked at Denver – drunk and dejected. Lamentably, our luxury luggage was lost.