"Prying Third Eye Open"
(My Recent Surgery)
Written on June 8th, 2019
Copyright C. Fanstory 2019
'All Rights Reserved'

The Lights Dim...
Counting the money...
All Candles Lit...
Weopans of Choice laid out on a Dirty Pan...
Music Begins...
(Bolero's Bohemian Rhysody)
Characters:
Victim: Doctor Ricky 1024
Surgeons:
Doctor Luan
Doctor Satan
Nurses:RN Ratchet
LPN Bunny
Anesthesiologist:
Doctor Take Your Breath Away.
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The Date was Sometimes Recent
(Kinda cloudy with all my episodes of Vomitand Meatballs!)
...
Doctor Luan.
"Let the music begin."
"Scalpel!"
Note:
A Twenty Nine Staples incision is cast in a stroke of a Pen!
Aww we!
Doctor Ricky
"Anesthesiologist!"
"Stat!"
...
Nurse Ratchet
"Nice work Doctor Juan Luan!"
"Thanks!"
"Got my Degree out of a box of Wheaties!"
Doctor Satan
"Am I doing an okay job here catorizing the wounds Bunny?"
...
Bunny
"36- 24 -38!"
Nurse Ratchet
"Enough horse Shit!
"Here Doctor Luan."
Note:
She hands Luan a Millwalkee Chainsaw with an Eighteen Inch blade!"
Three hours later....
....
Nurse Ratchet
"Bunny can you please mop a little better?"
Bunny
"Sorry country girl!"
After the Closure...
...
Doctor Satan
"That a fine job Doctor Luan.
Doctor Luan
"Thanks Doctor but did you see the chainsaw?"
The End?
Approximate Word Count:226.