| Humor Flash Fiction posted April 16, 2019 |
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amateur thoughts in an amateur tourney
The Two Iron Did It!
by pome lover
Where are you going? Don’t go in the woods, don’t go…
hello, tree!
I’m not speaking to you, ball. You allergic to fairways? Prefer trees and pine straw, do you?
Okay. I gotta get you on that green, so come on, be a pal, cooperate.
Low branches—check (swing, swing); dig heel in. (Swing, Swing.)
Check distance again. Gotta hit it hard. (swing) Oops.
Not so high. (swing) Nope, I need my two iron.
Okay, people are watching. Hurry up. No. Calm down. Deep breath. Okay.
CRACK!
No, ball. No-o!
BONK!
~ ~ ~
“Hello. Is this Mercheson, Randle and Brooke?”
100 Word Flash Fiction writing prompt entry
Where are you going? Don’t go in the woods, don’t go…
hello, tree!
I’m not speaking to you, ball. You allergic to fairways? Prefer trees and pine straw, do you?
Okay. I gotta get you on that green, so come on, be a pal, cooperate.
Low branches—check (swing, swing); dig heel in. (Swing, Swing.)
Check distance again. Gotta hit it hard. (swing) Oops.
Not so high. (swing) Nope, I need my two iron.
Okay, people are watching. Hurry up. No. Calm down. Deep breath. Okay.
CRACK!
No, ball. No-o!
BONK!
~ ~ ~
“Hello. Is this Mercheson, Randle and Brooke?”
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Writing Prompt Write a flash fiction story. 100 words exactly. Title not included in count. |
my computer has been doing weird things. First I wrote this from the POV of the golf ball, then when I was changing the title, it deleted instead of saved - on my word! so just had to rewrite - couldn't remember some of it, so changed it to POV of silly golfer.
Frustrated.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. Frustrated.
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