Paddy Perks Up Post Pint

by Debra White

The Writin' o' the Green Contest Winner

There was a young fellow named Paddy
(a simple and slow kind of laddie)
He sped up a little
whilst having a tipple
of stout down the pub with his daddy.

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Writing Prompt
There once was a site called FanStory,
With poems and novels (some gory);
But there came a fine way
To greet St. Paddy's Day:
Write a limerick, make it Irish; go for Glory!

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The story continues with Paddy getting completely drunk and losing his virginity to the flirty barmaid (Alas! I had to remove stanza 2 to comply with the contest requirements!)

Stout: A kind of strong dark beer brewed with roasted malt or barley.

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Paddy Perks Up Post Pint

by Debra White

The Writin' o' the Green Contest Winner

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