Ones upon a thyme,
Eye tried too right a rhyme.

Aye started it write hear,
And hoped it wood sound deer.

Butt, sadly, it did knot.
(Though Eye gave it all Aye got!)

Four a dear came through the door,
And then fell upon the floor.

His legs whir in a not,
(Broke a bulb of 60-what!)

Then the next thing that Aye gnu,
Eye could here hymn shout, "Yew who!"

Eye did knot no watt two dew,
With this cousin of a new.

Sew I invited hymn inn fore stew.

Hee was delicious.