Groaning and moaning upon my death bed...
Death visited me...here's what she said.

"Just dropped by to see how you are.
Heard you got yourself hit by a car."
"That was stupid, as dumb can be.
Why yelp? I can help, come with me."
"I can relieve you of your pain."

I replied, "Are you insane?"

"That's not me. Instead that's you.
I am death. That's what is true."
"Come now, or later, what shall it be?"

"I'm glad you decided to leave that to me."
"I rather live, in pain and sorrow.
As for today...see ya tomorrow."