Humor Poetry posted January 16, 2019


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Fun with nonsense

Hold the Butter

by BlueMarble


Mrs. Morgan was holding the butter
When she began to have a flutter.
The butter flew from her hand
Searching for a place where it could land.
As if it had wings, how it did fly,
It smashed into a plane that was cruising by.
 
I don't have to tell you, you can probably guess,
When it crashed it made a mess.
Boxes and bags fell all about,
Bursting open their stash fell out.
That's how Clancy found out that,
Instead of pajamas he'd packed the cat.
 
That cat wasn't happy the least little bit,
In fact he proceeded to throw a fit.
When the bag flew open and he leaped out,
Even the heavens heard his shout.
He shrieked and yowled without a pause,
He ravaged that ship with his claws.
 
The plane started rocking then did a roll.
Passengers prayed for their mortal soul.
Even the pilot wore a frown
When the plane went tumbling down.
And when it crashed into the sea
It splashed water all over me.
 
So Mrs. Morgan, the next time you flutter
Please hold on tightly to the butter.
For the lesson here you must not forget
Is that I don't like getting wet.

 



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