"Bein' FAT, I hate,
I gotta luze weight,"

"Too fat I yam,
Joinin' a weight loss program."

"Found a program dat guaranteed."

"Here you'll succeed.
You need exercise.
Need to run.
Your solution, my Son.
Behind door number one.
Go in, it'll be dark.
Find the light switch, heed the remark."

Probed the walls found the switch.
Flipped it on, saw this............girl."

"Catch me, and I'm yours.
Forget about other doors."

They raced.
Al caught her with haste.

Running around,
Didn't lose a pound.

"I know, what ta do.
Come back, try door two."

Probed the walls found the switch.
Flipped it on with his mouth agape.

He saw a gorilla ape.
A sign hung around his neck.

If I ketch ya, ya know what to EXPECK.

That was Al's last door.
Have I need to say more?

Excuse my uncanny diction.
Ain't you glad dis iz fiction?