When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

Wouldn’t it be bodacious,
To have a bathroom spacious,
But for the present,
You can find me in my tent,
It would be sensible,
To consider my arrangements flexible,
It really makes you think,
That instead of a regular sink,
To be sure it's a bucket and dipper,
Which to me is obviously hipper,
If people didn’t stop and stare,
When I bathe in the fresh air,
When I go pee and poop,
I leave the stoop,
And go out back,
Behind the lilac,
Sometimes I might stir,
To do my business behind the fir,
Really I ask for nothing more,
Than a shed with a half moon on the door