Christmas time is lovely,
birthdays, fourth of July.
Thanksgiving, I prepare the feast,
weddings, I usually cry.

St. Patrick's day, I'm wearing green
I love the party scene,
just one day I can't abide,
that day is Halloween.

Pumpkins make me shiver
candy gives me shakes,
then the creepy costumes
and the noise those ghouls make.

Though I love a holiday,
this is one I dread.
On Halloween don't look for me,
in tears, beneath my bed.