It happened Once Upon a Time

My Favorite Wife took up with that slime

It started in September

It became An Affair to Remember

He tried it all to seduce her, even the kitchen sink

What worked was That Touch of Mink

It all became so sad

That woman was Born to be Bad

You would think a wife who will cheat

Would be a little more Discreet

I never took much stock

You know how People Will Talk

My life became a country song

People were saying She Done Him Wrong

I did not need to be a sleuth

To uncover The Awful Truth

They told me they were done

But I shot those Sinners in the Sun

For my crime they hung me

Which I think is pretty swell

Merrily as We Go to Hell.