The Prodigal Husband.

One day when Adam wakened,
From his carefree rest...

With Eve snugly sleeping
upon his cozy chest...

He exhaled out a sigh,
That sounded like, "WoW."

Then planted a kiss...
Upon Eve's brow.

She vaguely replied
And without a word...

She smiled a dreamy smile,
Still dozing she purred.

She whispered of love,
He asked, "What did you say?"

His wife didn't answer,
So he gently slipped away.

"I'm going to the waterfall,
To get a cool drink."

"I'll be back, honey,
As quick as a wink."

As Adam approached the waterfall,
A maiden did see him, and uttered a call.

"Hi there handsome, I've been waiting for you."
Adam was charmed by her amorous coo.

Lost for words and with nothing to say,
He scooped her up...and stole away.

A thousand years and numerous affairs later,
Adam thought...they're okay...but my Eve is greater.

I'm going back...OH...how I miss her.
I want to go home...and hug and kiss her.

Adam searched high and he hunted low,
Seeking his wife where he thought she might go.

He combed every inch of Eden's garden,
To find Eve and beg her pardon.

Finally one day in a placid blue lake,
He saw a maiden, a bath there to take.

He kept himself hidden...and watched for a minute.
As she spattered and splashed as she bathed within it.

Finally she emerged and strode across the sand.
The loveliest maiden in all Eden land.

Adam dashed forth to meet her,
Off her feet he swept her.

She cried. "I'm married You brute, turn me loose."
But he didn't he kept her.

"Eve, Eve, Honey it's me,
I'm Adam your husband, can't you plainly see?"

Eve ripped herself free and pushed him away.
And made fingers like claws to keep him at bay.

"If you are my husband prove it to me,
Stand perfectly still so that I can see."

Eve scanned Adam's body from head to toe,
Then she screamed, she wailed, and she cried, "OH NO!"

"Yooou...Oooo...Yooou...you infidel, you two-timing cheat,
You left me alone...you left me in heat."

"What you did to me is pathetic, a disgrace."
At that she slapped Adam's face.

"OW! What was that for?"

"To show you that you are the man I adore."

"But Eve, what I did was mindless,
I don't deserve your kindness."

Eve threw herself upon Adam's chest.
"My dearly beloved husband, you are the best."

"Where ever you did wander,
How far you did roam."

"To me what really matters,
I'm grateful you came home."

"I don't care where you came from.
It doesn't matter where you've been."

"Adam I still love you,
And I'll love you until the end."