Humor Poetry posted September 14, 2018


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A Ridiculous Flocking Tale

by michaelcahill


 
Daniel the professor had become a confessor,
appearing before Parliament, a nameless assembly,
with a question—
Was it possible for a he-goat
to father a she-goat if the he-goat
had been a she-goat
before being a he-goat.
And, what kind of zygote goat
would a he-goat float
if a she-goat zygote won't float?
Well … the professor wrote that he'd left a note
that a goat's a goat and all zygotes float,
AND he wasn't even there.


 

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Poetry Telling A Joke writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write 76-word poetry in 13 lines, telling a joke, using these 8 words:
he-goat, Daniel, professor, question, father, nameless, parliament, assembly
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